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Sunday, March 16, 2008
Sigh, too many people know when they're in deep shit hole of owing people money, they would think of a few dumb as things like jump of a building (you get some excitement before you splat over the sidewalk) or they would start seeking other means to repay their debts - I don't know, if you're stupid enough to actually apply for another credit card just to close the debt on the other - well wake up! it doesn't help! it only adds up more interest. So i know a few of my friends who are professionals in owing people money, these jerk off friends of mine doesn't know i own this blog, so I can say whatever the f**k i want so i don't care :) but if you're one of those who's reading this and you're one of those birds of the feathers that flock together then you may still have a small chance! ok number one solution - don't ever get money from loan sharks who is very popular here. you can borrow money from them a 1% interest - sounds cool, but if they want to change it to like 40% they can and they wont give a rats ass who you are. Alternatively, if you need online debt consolidation there are many people who provides you with a reasonable service but bare in mind these are not used for a remedy for life. When shit happens! people only pray to God above for help. that sort of thing I'm talking about. So don't be a jerk off!
Posted at 11:51 pm by funkeemonkee
show me the money
get a grip on your wallet!
They
say that money is the root of all sins or (some would say) problems.
How very true. It is not because of one friend's friend i know I
would not even bother taking about this. Imagine, you are down to
your last dollar but yet the urge inside you insist you to do more
shopping. Well I'm a heavy consumer too, once I see something I like,
I'll really drool over it - what to do? I'm a gadget freak! I just
got myself this sowing stapler* Apologies for not having the image.
I'll upload the photo once I download the image from my camera. But
anyway back to the point. This friend, I'll call her Ms X - there,
discreet enough :p Ok, she has like 2 or 3 credit cards I know and
all of them have already exceeded the limit! yet she's still applying
for another so she can spend more and pay the minimal amount on each
cards. What really pisses me off is Ms X doesn't realize what she's
doing would lead her to a life of debts. I don't know about you but I
hate owing people money. It's like i have all these stuff... and it
all doesn't belong to me? WTH??? anyway thats not the worse, the
worse is that she's been asking for payday
cash advance! I mean its not a bad thing to inquire about payday
cash advance, but do it right! Lots of people i know who usually go
for payday cash advances are people who needs that money for
emergency and that sort. now these companies really help a lot when
you're faced with a situation but please, don't use the money to shop
shop shop shop shop. geez! this kid is killing me, i can't believe
I'm able to meet jerk offs like these.
Posted at 11:28 pm by funkeemonkee
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008
the eight thousand dollar decision
Yesterday was an interesting day, I met up with a my brother's friend who helped us with our housing loan previously. Though I know people along that line who does housing loans, investments and that sort would somehow be involved with "insurance" to most people an insurance agent is like the boogie man. You would want to
A: Avoid them B: Beat them to a plump C: Impale them to a pole D: whatever you want to do to them - I don't care
But knowing he's my brother's friend I'd give him a chance. While talking with him, I actually had my own questions that I would like that ask him. So instead it was more of me talking more than him and he giving me the input, it was fun but I learn much from him. I was actually quite interested in becoming a part-time agent, helping people invest their finance. I mean you can put your money into FD (fix deposit) but the interest rates are way to little. Come on! I put around 10k and after 4 years... man, FOUR YEARS... i got like 400 bucks. Geez.... it was disappointing. But as the years went by I learn about mutual funds and took out all my FD money and shoved it to a mutual funds and I've already made a few thousands in approximately 5 - 6 months... think! Ok i wont go into that.
Because of this, I learn that in our every day lives, we need money and of course how we can put it to use... aiyah! to cut the story short I want to help people invest. So I was interested in becoming an agent. Solely because I want to educate people in the areas of investment. So one of the first thing i would need is to sit for an course on financial planning and later pass an exam by the government. The full course would be around 8k.... this was a let down for me.... but anyway - i think its worth it because once you get your license you can actually sell anything for anyone... may it be car insurance (good business in Malaysia because all cars need to renew their insurance every year), investments, insurance whatever you name it you can have it. So, it all comes back down to one thing that bottle-necks the decision... the money - sigh... should i or should i not? that is the question :p
Posted at 12:44 pm by funkeemonkee
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I love my car, and I really
want to pump it up. It's a Honda City with no frills and thrills at
the moment, I mean, what to do right, it's second hand and the
previous owner was a lady. She's a catholic so I though she'd be nice
but boy was I wrong. But anyway back to my car. What i really want is
this ------>

Ok, it's a CR-Z but we don't
have it here where I live, sigh but i really want to do up my car.
But when reality strikes me, car is the liability, it sucks you dry
from your pocket, why? A- Maintenance B- Petrol C-Where I live it's a
miracle that your car wouldn't get scratches even if you parked it
somewhere safe and of course D- Insurance and Road that is compulsory
for you to get - D'OH! easily you would be spending over 2k a year on
your car and trust me 2k is not easy to come by unless you're filthy
rich but I'm just an ordinary white collar. $%#*! Insurance is good
business here because it's yearly, this year I hope I can lower down
the insurance because I would like to beef up my car. But the real
problem is where can I find the best car
insurance quotes? Well, to me I just left this to my wife! I know
I know it's pretty mean for me to do something like that so tonight
I'm gonna surprise her with something, see, I'm not that bad after
all :p
Posted at 12:19 pm by funkeemonkee
show me the money
Error 101 - D'OH!!!! WTF???
If you are an on-line game geek, well, I'm sure you've definitely heard of this game "World Of Warcraft" Recently I played my Warlock till I reached level 60 and boy do they have it all planned well at Blizzard. They just have ways to make you upgrade and continue your account. So, they came out with an expansion known as "The Burning Crusade" it's all cool not because of the story - in fact I think there is not specific story but it's more of you having all the "epic" amours, mounts and all that kinda crap and getting "X" amount of honor points from killing the opposite faction. So there, A game claiming to have over 4 Million users, Correct me if I'm wrong but its hell've'lot of players thus through one stupid software Blizzard is one of the big boys in all gaming industry.
SO I WANTED TO UPGRADE MY ACCOUNT to the burning crusade through the on-line upgrade located at their site but oh nooooooo, they wouldn't let me, why? An error occurred with my Credit Card to which it was valid because i was using it to pay monthly for the fee - WTF?! so I lodge a report and they said that I might be a victim of credit card fraud. So, later I was more aware of all these things about phising crap and thief identity. Of course, the first time you encounter these kind of problems, you would probably freak! well, if you went through the WoW (world of warcraft) forums you would understand that this IS BLIZZARDS Fault! geez! but anyway if you've experienced stuff like that then you could check out LifeLock, they sorta protect your identity and all these phising stuff for you. Check out the LifeLock Promotion Codes and enter the LifeLock Promo Code for their promotion. I dunno, they say they would insure you up to a million if I'm not mistaken upon signing up. So, if you're always freaking out on theft identity and all that sort of stuff, just take my advise; Get the LifeLock.com Promotion Codes enter it and sign up! There easy peasy! you're safe....
Posted at 11:48 am by funkeemonkee
show me the money
I think this year is going
to be a year I feel that things are going to be more challenging for
me. Starting our little short film, coming out with ideas and
concepts, working with new people around me and having to challenge
day to day life issues as a married man. At the end of the day
I feel myself becoming more and more of an entrepreneur than an
artist. Having myself getting involved with helping out the the
community - not just talk but putting money to where my mouth is! it
is exciting! Thank God I got a housing Loan
and got my fist property! having Loans
is sometimes a scary thing. You may find yourself sometimes being not
able to pay up a sum at a certain time! geez - thank God I'm out of
that kinda shit-state. It was hard times then but I learn much
through it. About how managing yourself is so important. Some times
you want a property but then you have problem with Unsecured
Loans. Well, don't fret, keep trying. But most importantly learn
to plan your finance well and you will definitely see through well.
Make sure your job is stable and enough to cover up what ever your
loan is and is an amount that you can cope with or you would find
yourself in deep-shit!
Posted at 11:28 am by funkeemonkee
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
 Congratulations to one of my mates, you've picked up the card honouring you as a #$%*ing Idiot. I mean come on man, what the ^&*# are you thinking? This buddy ol' pal of mine thinks he's a genius but of course he's one motha-$%^#er back scrathing ball licking son of a biatch! I hate asshol#s that keeps sucking up to the boss. To be honest you're not that great for all the $%#*-ups you made. We'll if you're reading this - yes! the whole company thinks you're a jerk so either you buckle up and you gonna get a wholeeeee can of whopass not from me, that'd be a walk in the park for ya - but from the whole department. You better buckle up and learn not to be an assho#e!
Posted at 09:52 pm by funkeemonkee
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Think before you make the decision!
Malaysia, a beautiful country with different ethnic cultures entwined into one thus a country of much variety and differences that colors our beloved land with the red, blue, yellow and white. Some asked me to describe Malaysia, so I according to the Malaysian rapper he said that Malaysia is like a durian, it's either smelly or "wangi" which denotes nice aroma - and it all depends on your nose how you want to perceive it. But what i do realize mosts that in our beloved land, when it comes to the gaming industry, we get a lot of artist that doesn't know their own value. We produce many artist each year but I would say majority of them do not know their own value thus saturating the market. This playes an improtant role because it actually degrades the value of a professional artist. I don't blame them but i would blame the schools for not teaching them how to think for themselves. Either way we lack people not with hands but with brains. I know of professional 3D artist that would ask for payday loans because their salary is way below market rate. this is pethatic! and it pisses me off. But what is to say - we live in a world that opportunities cannot afford to be missed out. True, but the idea of not being abused is another. If you're in it only for the money, then might as well do 'sales' instead of killinng yourself for a low budget project that pays you peanuts. You are an artist, so think like one and value yourself fool!
Posted at 11:05 am by funkeemonkee
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Monday, March 10, 2008

Greetings ladies and
gentlemen from the honorable crowd, we are gathered here today to
celebrate the jackass of the year away though we are not even pass
half this year yet. It is due to my most profound experience that I
believe this award has to be given straight away because of an
unmeasurable level of 'dumbness' or call it whatever you want
anything that denotes Jackass! So I feel that in all my years I have
never met someone so utterly stupid and this proud award is given to
my f**king boss. This is because he has won all jackass categories
with an amazing score on 11/10... yes its amazing how he did it ...
so the categories are!
1. Wanting to read my MSN messages word
for word, actually want to me scroll as he reads it - WTF?
2.
With the same agreement - Yes to the expatriate who he is paying 20k
per month and said you're wasting time asking for such a long time to
do this thing to me. It was all in the same room at the same time -
what was he thinking?
3. Assuming that I'm the best of
buddies with an ex employee who left the company that made him sad...
even after I talk with the ex employee simply as friends - it pisses
him off. Maybe the guy fell in love with him and he rejected him?
curious!
4. Who would you listen to? a fresh graduate with no
experience or a person with over 6 years in working industry. he
chose the fresh grad who knows nothing... good for him.
5.
contradicting his own words - thus making himself stupid and tried to
cover up but failed miserably.
well - at the end of the day,
we all know he's rich - born with a silver spoon in his mouth but
having all his brain ejected out from his bum thus making him the
jackass of the year... lets see how he'll hold it up shall we :)
Posted at 01:59 pm by funkeemonkee
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Sunday, March 09, 2008
Finally, after much research and debate between a group of my friends, we have decided to start working on our very own short film! though we haven't found the suitable title for it yet but we're still thinking. As for our own identity we have had numerous wacky ideas. 1. Uber-leet-geeks 2. the cardigans (yea its a band name) 3. three monkees 4. more to come Its funny though but I guess we're all having fun in it at the same time. I wouldn't share much on the story just yet as the details remains - so until then. you guys have to wait. but here's a little teaser for ya.
Posted at 11:17 am by funkeemonkee
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