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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
 Congratulations to one of my mates, you've picked up the card honouring you as a #$%*ing Idiot. I mean come on man, what the ^&*# are you thinking? This buddy ol' pal of mine thinks he's a genius but of course he's one motha-$%^#er back scrathing ball licking son of a biatch! I hate asshol#s that keeps sucking up to the boss. To be honest you're not that great for all the $%#*-ups you made. We'll if you're reading this - yes! the whole company thinks you're a jerk so either you buckle up and you gonna get a wholeeeee can of whopass not from me, that'd be a walk in the park for ya - but from the whole department. You better buckle up and learn not to be an assho#e!
Posted at 09:52 pm by funkeemonkee
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Think before you make the decision!
Malaysia, a beautiful country with different ethnic cultures entwined into one thus a country of much variety and differences that colors our beloved land with the red, blue, yellow and white.  Some asked me to describe Malaysia, so I according to the Malaysian rapper he said that Malaysia is like a durian, it's either smelly or "wangi" which denotes nice aroma - and it all depends on your nose how you want to perceive it. But what i do realize mosts that in our beloved land, when it comes to the gaming industry, we get a lot of artist that doesn't know their own value. We produce many artist each year but I would say majority of them do not know their own value thus saturating the market. This playes an improtant role because it actually degrades the value of a professional artist. I don't blame them but i would blame the schools for not teaching them how to think for themselves. Either way we lack people not with hands but with brains. I know of professional 3D artist that would ask for payday loans because their salary is way below market rate. this is pethatic! and it pisses me off. But what is to say - we live in a world that opportunities cannot afford to be missed out. True, but the idea of not being abused is another. If you're in it only for the money, then might as well do 'sales' instead of killinng yourself for a low budget project that pays you peanuts. You are an artist, so think like one and value yourself fool!
Posted at 11:05 am by funkeemonkee
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Monday, March 10, 2008
Greetings ladies and
gentlemen from the honorable crowd, we are gathered here today to
celebrate the jackass of the year away though we are not even pass
half this year yet. It is due to my most profound experience that I
believe this award has to be given straight away because of an
unmeasurable level of 'dumbness' or call it whatever you want
anything that denotes Jackass! So I feel that in all my years I have
never met someone so utterly stupid and this proud award is given to
my f**king boss. This is because he has won all jackass categories
with an amazing score on 11/10... yes its amazing how he did it ...
so the categories are!
1. Wanting to read my MSN messages word
for word, actually want to me scroll as he reads it - WTF?
2.
With the same agreement - Yes to the expatriate who he is paying 20k
per month and said you're wasting time asking for such a long time to
do this thing to me. It was all in the same room at the same time -
what was he thinking?
3. Assuming that I'm the best of
buddies with an ex employee who left the company that made him sad...
even after I talk with the ex employee simply as friends - it pisses
him off. Maybe the guy fell in love with him and he rejected him?
curious!
4. Who would you listen to? a fresh graduate with no
experience or a person with over 6 years in working industry. he
chose the fresh grad who knows nothing... good for him.
5.
contradicting his own words - thus making himself stupid and tried to
cover up but failed miserably.
well - at the end of the day,
we all know he's rich - born with a silver spoon in his mouth but
having all his brain ejected out from his bum thus making him the
jackass of the year... lets see how he'll hold it up shall we :)
Posted at 01:59 pm by funkeemonkee
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Sunday, March 09, 2008
Finally, after much research and debate between a group of my friends, we have decided to start working on our very own short film! though we haven't found the suitable title for it yet but we're still thinking. As for our own identity we have had numerous wacky ideas. 1. Uber-leet-geeks 2. the cardigans (yea its a band name) 3. three monkees 4. more to come Its funny though but I guess we're all having fun in it at the same time. I wouldn't share much on the story just yet as the details remains - so until then. you guys have to wait. but here's a little teaser for ya.
Posted at 11:17 am by funkeemonkee
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Yestereve was quite a day! the counting of votes to see who takes the parlimentary and the state seats! Its quite amazing how this time round, the opposition is swatting BN like a fly. We'll they deserved it for swindling our tax money. I just woke up - I'll be heading down town to see the aftermath of last nights battle for the parliment! We'll for you voters out there - good for you. Those who haven't vote - shame on you. I had a freind said "i did not vote because I wanted to help the opposition" - he got a kick from me. I am still yet to see the overall results but I guess i'll just lie down for another few more minutes, jeez, waking up ubber early really takes the life from someone (especially me) *yawn*
Posted at 11:10 am by funkeemonkee
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Saturday, March 08, 2008
During our last visit to Bangkok I wasn't totally geared up for Bangkok to get the best pictures. Well this time its different, I think I'll pay a visit to the camera shop in Pudu Plaza for a new lense! I just bought myself a CPL filter - this is good to reduce the amount of light when i capture a shot. Ah now to get my hands on a 50mm. Though i know this would make my heart sink a little but i know its worth it!
Posted at 02:44 pm by funkeemonkee
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 Waking up at 6 in the morning is not an easy job (at least for me and my wife) but being a true citizen of our beloved country we have to forsake our comfort zone and march into the battlefield. For the love of our country, the love of our children and our children's children and for the sake of our future - it all comes down to this very day - ELECTION DAY! So I am Polling Agent #4989 and my duty is to pick out sleezy bastards who are trying to cheat during voting. It is not an easy job because of the many numbers and having the gift of discrenment is also a must! This really sucked up my brain into bits. However it wasn't all that because I met a few old friends ... yes it has been more than 10 years since we last met. He called me a "F*cker" because we lost touch for over 10 years, so I gave him my number - and i can't wait for him to call. ahhh it was fun... and tiring - i think i'll be off to bed as soon as i log off. so remember boys and girls - do your part as a Malaysian and VOTE! 
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Posted at 12:52 pm by funkeemonkee
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Friday, March 07, 2008
Right, tomorrow is election day - a huge day for us living in Malaysia. And being a proud Malaysian I have decided that I should not only play my part in the vote but also be an agent. Yes, by tomorrow, I will become polling agent 101 - 'coure I gave the number myself. It is the day I can be proud to tell my kids, or grand kids in future that I played a roll as a true citizen! That's actually me holding up a rifle that also has a pump grenade launcher! it was my first time holding a real weapon. Oh yea, it has nothing to do with the election but I thought it'd be cool like, you know, a shout-out to all Malaysians that we should vote against the gov* Yeah - go go Malaysia!
Posted at 10:06 pm by funkeemonkee
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