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Monday, March 10, 2008

Greetings ladies and
gentlemen from the honorable crowd, we are gathered here today to
celebrate the jackass of the year away though we are not even pass
half this year yet. It is due to my most profound experience that I
believe this award has to be given straight away because of an
unmeasurable level of 'dumbness' or call it whatever you want
anything that denotes Jackass! So I feel that in all my years I have
never met someone so utterly stupid and this proud award is given to
my f**king boss. This is because he has won all jackass categories
with an amazing score on 11/10... yes its amazing how he did it ...
so the categories are!
1. Wanting to read my MSN messages word
for word, actually want to me scroll as he reads it - WTF?
2.
With the same agreement - Yes to the expatriate who he is paying 20k
per month and said you're wasting time asking for such a long time to
do this thing to me. It was all in the same room at the same time -
what was he thinking?
3. Assuming that I'm the best of
buddies with an ex employee who left the company that made him sad...
even after I talk with the ex employee simply as friends - it pisses
him off. Maybe the guy fell in love with him and he rejected him?
curious!
4. Who would you listen to? a fresh graduate with no
experience or a person with over 6 years in working industry. he
chose the fresh grad who knows nothing... good for him.
5.
contradicting his own words - thus making himself stupid and tried to
cover up but failed miserably.
well - at the end of the day,
we all know he's rich - born with a silver spoon in his mouth but
having all his brain ejected out from his bum thus making him the
jackass of the year... lets see how he'll hold it up shall we :)
Posted at 01:59 pm by funkeemonkee
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Sunday, March 09, 2008
Finally, after much research and debate between a group of my friends, we have decided to start working on our very own short film! though we haven't found the suitable title for it yet but we're still thinking. As for our own identity we have had numerous wacky ideas. 1. Uber-leet-geeks 2. the cardigans (yea its a band name) 3. three monkees 4. more to come Its funny though but I guess we're all having fun in it at the same time. I wouldn't share much on the story just yet as the details remains - so until then. you guys have to wait. but here's a little teaser for ya.
Posted at 11:17 am by funkeemonkee
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Yestereve was quite a day! the counting of votes to see who takes the parlimentary and the state seats! Its quite amazing how this time round, the opposition is swatting BN like a fly. We'll they deserved it for swindling our tax money. I just woke up - I'll be heading down town to see the aftermath of last nights battle for the parliment! We'll for you voters out there - good for you. Those who haven't vote - shame on you. I had a freind said "i did not vote because I wanted to help the opposition" - he got a kick from me. I am still yet to see the overall results but I guess i'll just lie down for another few more minutes, jeez, waking up ubber early really takes the life from someone (especially me) *yawn*
Posted at 11:10 am by funkeemonkee
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Saturday, March 08, 2008
During our last visit to Bangkok I wasn't totally geared up for Bangkok to get the best pictures. Well this time its different, I think I'll pay a visit to the camera shop in Pudu Plaza for a new lense! I just bought myself a CPL filter - this is good to reduce the amount of light when i capture a shot. Ah now to get my hands on a 50mm. Though i know this would make my heart sink a little but i know its worth it!
Posted at 02:44 pm by funkeemonkee
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 Waking up at 6 in the morning is not an easy job (at least for me and my wife) but being a true citizen of our beloved country we have to forsake our comfort zone and march into the battlefield. For the love of our country, the love of our children and our children's children and for the sake of our future - it all comes down to this very day - ELECTION DAY! So I am Polling Agent #4989 and my duty is to pick out sleezy bastards who are trying to cheat during voting. It is not an easy job because of the many numbers and having the gift of discrenment is also a must! This really sucked up my brain into bits. However it wasn't all that because I met a few old friends ... yes it has been more than 10 years since we last met. He called me a "F*cker" because we lost touch for over 10 years, so I gave him my number - and i can't wait for him to call. ahhh it was fun... and tiring - i think i'll be off to bed as soon as i log off. so remember boys and girls - do your part as a Malaysian and VOTE! 
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Posted at 12:52 pm by funkeemonkee
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Friday, March 07, 2008
Right, tomorrow is election day - a huge day for us living in Malaysia. And being a proud Malaysian I have decided that I should not only play my part in the vote but also be an agent. Yes, by tomorrow, I will become polling agent 101 - 'coure I gave the number myself. It is the day I can be proud to tell my kids, or grand kids in future that I played a roll as a true citizen! That's actually me holding up a rifle that also has a pump grenade launcher! it was my first time holding a real weapon. Oh yea, it has nothing to do with the election but I thought it'd be cool like, you know, a shout-out to all Malaysians that we should vote against the gov* Yeah - go go Malaysia!
Posted at 10:06 pm by funkeemonkee
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Posted at 08:57 am by funkeemonkee
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Thursday, March 06, 2008
I want a new phone!!! > :(
It has been over a year or so since I changed my cell phone from a Nokia 6 series clam shell phone into the all new (back then) Samsung D900. Feeling the guilt of me along having a new phone and also me, mua, not being a total imbecile, I bought one for my wife as well, that is the Samsung E900, perhaps one of the first phones to have touch sensitive pads. So....
6 months later...
All these new phones keep pop-ing up! they even came up with newer versions of the slim phone series from Samsung. Oh my God was I pissed. Well, thats too bad because I don't have the resources to actually keep up with technology constantly. But as usual, I'm a geek (and I can't believe I am claiming to be one... I mean though I like technology and all hmm oh well) and I love gadgets so i keep myself update with the latests stuff in the market. For some time now the era of phones have constantly evolved more and more to be like a mini computer. Take the lg prada black or the apple iPhone for instance. It's totally touch sensitive like a PDA. Geez, this really put me in a fix. I really wanted a new phone but these phones are marketed around 2k plus if I'm not mistaken so to hell with that. Ok then I saw another super slim motorola cell phone that belongs to my cousin, darn its so nice but I've had my experience with Motorola so no way. Then I though of ok, no cell phone beats a palm cell phone I mean come on, nothing beats a PDA. ahhh choices choices choices, but in the end, since I'm a geek consumer who wants something in fashion, I think I'll continue to settle with the apple iPhone. geez, but where am I going to find the funds for it. well who knows - slowly saving it so i would insure myself from a broke empty wallet? right, point is, if you want to keep up with technology, you gotta have the funds. as for me, I think for the time being, I'll just continue to stick with my D900. After all, a phone is a phone - thats it! happy shopping geeks!
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Posted at 08:57 am by funkeemonkee
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Wednesday, March 05, 2008
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Posted at 05:40 pm by funkeemonkee
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